the devil i love } { you better pay attention, build your comprehension

[kiss_evilgoodbye]

[Once Dean and Cordelia are gone, and Buffy and Peter have gotten some sleep the three of them gear up and head out to the local cemetery. Not that there are many baby vamps coming up these days, but for some reason they still want to live there. Buffy doesn't understand it.

Spike probably would try and explain it to her, but she doesn't think she would get it then either.

All the same, they walk into a clear part of the cemetery before she glances back over her shoulder.]

Okay. Vampire 101. They're undead and they don't have a soul so they're pretty much gonna do whatever they can to eat you.

Comments

[kiss_evilgoodbye]

[Buffy nods, before handing off the stake to him.]

You want to hit the heart. It's okay if you miss the first time. Most people do.

[hadtobeahero]

[ ... that is not terribly reassuring, Buffy] Right.

[a moment of hesitation follows, and then he moves to stand in front of the vampire, glancing back at Sylar, to make sure he won't be going anywhere, unexpectedly. Sylar nods, Peter turns back to the vampire and after another moment of pause, he goes to drive the stake into the guy's chest. surprisingly? he doesn't miss. probably because he's a paramedic, and he knows all too well where the human heart is]

[kiss_evilgoodbye]

[And predictably, the vampire dusts in front of them, disintegrating and falling to the ground. Buffy looks suitably impressed.]

Not bad for your first go.

[hadtobeahero]

[a little absently, if only because WHAT THE HELL THAT GUY DEFINITELY JUST TURNED TO DUST] I'm kind of a paramedic, so ...

[kiss_evilgoodbye]

Oh! That's handy.

[They could use a good paramedic.]

... You okay?

[hadtobeahero]

Yeah, just -- kinda wasn't expecting that. [he gestures to the little pile of ash, then moves back to her, handing off the stake as if he just realized it was some sort of evil magical artifact]

[kiss_evilgoodbye]

[Buffy takes it from him with a small smile.]

A lot of it takes some getting used to. But hey, at least with vampires there's no body to hide. Demons tend to be a lot messier.

[hadtobeahero]

[ ... what is your life even, Buffy?]

[and Sylar looks amused by Peter's reactions, thus far] Welcome to Cleveland. [and what he's been doing for the last however long it's been, now]

[kiss_evilgoodbye]

[She laughs a bit.]

Welcome to any Hellmouth, really. Cleveland just happens to be the one we're standing on right now.

[hadtobeahero]

[Sylar gestures to Buffy] Or that.

Should I ask how many there are?

[kiss_evilgoodbye]

[She shrugs.]

You can, but we don't really have an answer beyond "a lot."

[hadtobeahero]

[Peter takes a moment to consider that] I'm guessing it's like a triage thing? [they go and hang out at the most overrun places]

[kiss_evilgoodbye]

[Buffy nods because that's not inaccurate.]

Treat the areas that need the most work first.

[hadtobeahero]

[he nods] Okay, yeah, that makes sense. [even if very little else about this does]

[kiss_evilgoodbye]

[Yes, well. Welcome to the world, Peter.]

There's actually a lot of logic to stuff like this - even if it doesn't really seem like it.

[hadtobeahero]

[he'll get used to it -- and probably sooner rather than later. he took to the idea of super powers quickly enough, after all]

[but at any rate, he's silent for a moment following that, and then] So, do we just hang out here for awhile and stop anything that comes along? Or ... ?

[kiss_evilgoodbye]

We usually walk a bit. Talk, make some noise. Try to draw the undead to our current location so they can go back to being actually dead.

[she shrugs.]

Sometimes patrolling doesn't turn up anything, but it's still good to do it.

[heroslayer]

[Peter nods a little, glancing to Sylar, who shrugs and then tilts his head, indicating they walk, as Buffy suggested. he'll get used to things faster if he sees more, and like Buffy said, there's probably still vampires that need dusting] Come on.

[kiss_evilgoodbye]

[And off they go to patrol some more and slay some bad guys! Yay team!]